((Sigh.)) My kid is weird. Very, very weird.
He likes to eat babies.
I'm not sure how it happened, or why this is his new thing, but at the moment, everything needs to be "baby." Baby Carrots, Baby Oranges, Baby Peas, Baby Beans, Baby Grilled Cheese, Baby Ham, Baby Pancakes.
Which means he eats a lot of things in very, very tiny pieces. "Oh, Baby Cheese!" He'll say. And then it's "Ohhhhhhh, cute baby cheese!" And he will cuddle it. And then he will eat it.
And it's kind of disturbing.
No, I have not caught him trying to eat actual babies. I promise if that happens we'll get him some help. Some pretty intense help...